February 2012
171 posts
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I'm watching Misfits and this guy has the power to...
And everyone made fun of him because his power is fucking stupid so now he’s killing them with the dairy they’ve consumed and I’m just sitting here like “I knew being vegan would come in handy”.
WatchFor fuck SAKE
Just kidding I'm just sitting around smiling like...
So I'm back in the blogging game again.
Matthew is back in the blogosphere friends.
A Dinnertime Haiku
The pot appears cool.
Time to drain my spaghetti.
Ow, my fucking hands.
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Watchjoshishollywood:
The future of America.
Why is this video going around agaIN MAKE IT SToP
Finally get to wash my hands of the past two years...
It’s time to start loving myself again and move on to bigger and better things.
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Hahahahahahah are you kidding me.
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Whoops I'm 21 now.
recklesscunt asked: You eat a lot for a guy
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Jesus vegetarians are my least favorite people...
I like vegetarians less than people who eat meat. At least meat eaters know they’re not doing shit and have nothing to say about it.
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I have a real sadness in me that I just can't seem...
Deactivated my facebook.
I only used it to talk to my brother anyways.
Man both pairs of my pants decided to become...
The top button fell off one and the crotch split on the other.
Dang man. I hate buying new pants.
Sooooooo
sierraearls:
Guy in the apartments next to us. What the fuck, brah? Just going to wank it with your windows open? Because my apartment looks down into yours. And I can totally see everything in clear detail. What the fuck. ALSO, who walks around when they are jerking off? What kind of person does that? Like, what? And. Close your blinds.
We literally sat there like we were watching a movie....
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Just saw a guy in the apartment across from me...
But not just jerking off.
Walking around in nothing but a shirt and jerking off.
Just walking.
And jerking.
Why would you not close the blinds?
Why do you walk and also jerk?
I just watched the trailer for "Bully".
God damn it I know I’m going to see it, but fuck I already cried during the trailer so yeah.
When I see it I’m going to be a hot mess.
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Ugh all the notes on that post are people saying...
I need to burn it.
Wow I like it less now that I know it's not really...
That was probably the least cool sentence I have ever said. But really. I buy sweaters from secondhand stores because they’re generally one of a kind. damn.
The logic of people who have the audacity to bitch...
I am so serious when I say that I will unfollow...
cutiescream:
That is not funny
That is not cute
It is animal abuse
BIRDS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT CHOCOLATE
BIRDS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE COATED IN CHOCOLATE
Why the fuck do you think birds who get coated in oil die? It’s for the same goddamn reason.
You idiots can have all the chuckles you want over the fact that that poor animal is “living the dream” but I hope you also know that it...
Woot just got the token to replace my only piece...
I hope once I turn this in after the raid I’ll have an ilevel of 398!!!
I beatbox when I raid.
I cannot beatbox.
I just do it when I’m excited.
No one come near me when I raid.
Just don’t do it.
Attempting Heroic Hagara.
The wipening begins.